Prayer for Moonbow's Blog
May Moonbow's blog brim all the way up to the stratosphere with awesome posts and stuff.
May Moonbow's Résumé Adventure make infinity dollars.
May advertisers be bountiful, smitten, well-laden, and well-hung.
May God smite all hackers that try to mess with Moonbow's shit.
May Moonbow have the strength to hunt down and street fight spammers.
God, you should command blessings on Moonbow's Résumé Adventure and to all those that are touched by this blogs awesomenessability.
Oh Lord, may you repeatedly bless Moonbow's Résumé Adventure like so hard and stuff that the universe conducts tons of traffic to this site.
Oh Lord hear this prayer.
AMEN + OMG + LOL + :-) + AMEN